I Am An Accident Waiting To Happen
Well that’s not strictly true.
I’m an accident that happens quite regularly.
Just in the last few days I’ve managed to take a chunk of skin of my hand (thank you very much IKEA), stepped on a plug, and just today I managed to scald my other hand while boiling some noodles.
And that’s before we talk about the bruises on my arms and legs which I have no idea how I got … oh, and the fact I managed to walk into 3 different walls in 2 days.
Quite an achievement don’t you think?
It wouldn’t bother me if it wasn’t for the fact that people have started looking at me as though I’m some sort of mental person and it’s gotten to the point where people don’t believe that things were accidents.
Which is not good.
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It isn’t good. And why have I not been told about half of these? No matter. At least I know you isn’t a mental person.